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Standards: Resource ID#231 used as offset, casting to integer (231) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#231 used as offset, casting to integer (231) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216 Strict Standards: Resource ID#232 used as offset, casting to integer (232) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#232 used as offset, casting to integer (232) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216 Strict Standards: Resource ID#233 used as offset, casting to integer (233) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#233 used as offset, casting to integer (233) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216 Кофе и основы Марксизма. История для самых маленьких историковАнтон Че Маркс кофе любил по-марксистски, как он сам его называл. Чашка большая, доза двойная, ром, амаретто, беллис все туда, и за все чтоб Фридрих заплатил.
Когда-то, теперь мы уже можем сказать, что давным-давно, жил в центре одной замечательной страны человек с бородой по имени Карл. Некоторые знали его по фамилии - Маркс. Маркс дружил с Энгельсом, которого многие звали просто "наш кофейный Фридрих". Кофейный Фридрих ценил Маркса за его роскошную бороду и крепкий умище. Бывало, прогуливаются они по Лондону — Карл весь в упоении, смешит Энгельса, машет руками, трясет бородой, его распирает от диалектического материализма, а Фридрих слушает внимательно, вопросы спрашивает, а потом видит, что Карл замер и от красивой барышни взгляд оторвать не может, хвать его за рукав и в паб. Маркс пабы не любил, после них борода плохо пахла и супруга ругалась. Он Фридриха за локоток, разворачивает и говорит ему по-немецки: "Мин херц, а не выпить ли нам кофе?" Что тут херцу, то есть Энгельсу остается. Вздохнет и идет с Марксом в кофейню. Там хоть и не так весело, как в пабе, зато капиталы в порядке остаются. Вот входят они в кафе, садятся поближе к камину, Маркс ноги вытягивает и на Фридриха смотрит. Фридрих вздыхает и заказывает. Маркс кофе любил по-марксистски, как он сам его называл. Чашка большая, доза двойная, ром, амаретто, беллис все туда, и за все чтоб Фридрих заплатил. "Ты у нас кофейный Фридрих", — говорил он, когда кофе приносили, — "Без тебя и твоего кофе я бы марксизм не придумал, «Капитал» без кофе не написал. А знаешь, в чем зерно диалектического материализма?", — спрашивал он кофейного Энгельса, повторяя Марксистский кофе, но теперь еще и с кардамоном и с корицей (забыл в первую положить).
Strict Standards: Resource ID#235 used as offset, casting to integer (235) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#235 used as offset, casting to integer (235) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216 Strict Standards: Resource ID#235 used as offset, casting to integer (235) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#235 used as offset, casting to integer (235) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216 Strict Standards: Resource ID#235 used as offset, casting to integer (235) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#235 used as offset, casting to integer (235) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216 Strict Standards: Resource ID#236 used as offset, casting to integer (236) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#236 used as offset, casting to integer (236) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216
Настя (2016-01-20)
Очень забавный анекдот. А ведь и правда, Энгельс - это тот , кто помог Марксу написать "Капитал"))). Хотелось бы прочитать еще какие-нибудь подобные исторические анекдоты или фельетоны в вашем авторстве). Стиль языковой классный, легкий и живой. Поднимает настроение на целый день!) Ответить на комментарий Strict Standards: Resource ID#237 used as offset, casting to integer (237) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#237 used as offset, casting to integer (237) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216 Strict Standards: Resource ID#237 used as offset, casting to integer (237) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#237 used as offset, casting to integer (237) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216 Strict Standards: Resource ID#238 used as offset, casting to integer (238) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#238 used as offset, casting to integer (238) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216
Хозяйка кофейни (2016-01-21)
Настя, как я с Вами согласна!!! Каждый пост от нашего Команданте большая неожиданность и море позитива!!! Дорогой Антон, очень ждем продолжения!!! Ответить на комментарий Strict Standards: Resource ID#239 used as offset, casting to integer (239) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#239 used as offset, casting to integer (239) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216 Strict Standards: Resource ID#239 used as offset, casting to integer (239) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#239 used as offset, casting to integer (239) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216 Strict Standards: Resource ID#240 used as offset, casting to integer (240) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#240 used as offset, casting to integer (240) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216
Команданте "Че" (2016-01-21)
Дорогие поклонницы Марксизма и моего таланта. Обещаю, Вам, что непременно выкрою мирную передышку в нелегкой творческой борьбе с нетворчеством и порадую Вас новыми воспоминаниями из прошлого, параллельного и будущего Ответить на комментарий
Семен Семеныч (2016-01-22)
Во! Я тоже всегда думал: ну почему же именно марксизм? А не энгельсизм? Ответить на комментарий Strict Standards: Resource ID#241 used as offset, casting to integer (241) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#241 used as offset, casting to integer (241) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216 Strict Standards: Resource ID#241 used as offset, casting to integer (241) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#241 used as offset, casting to integer (241) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216 Strict Standards: Resource ID#241 used as offset, casting to integer (241) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#241 used as offset, casting to integer (241) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216 Strict Standards: Resource ID#241 used as offset, casting to integer (241) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#241 used as offset, casting to integer (241) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216 Strict Standards: Resource ID#242 used as offset, casting to integer (242) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#242 used as offset, casting to integer (242) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216 Strict Standards: Resource ID#243 used as offset, casting to integer (243) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#243 used as offset, casting to integer (243) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216 Strict Standards: Resource ID#244 used as offset, casting to integer (244) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#244 used as offset, casting to integer (244) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216
Команданте "Че" (2016-02-04)
Спасибо, дорогой Семен Семеныч, за Энгельцизм, отличная шутка! Пока писал слово "Энгельцизм" язык мой в нем запутался. Может поэтому учение назвали Марксизм? Еще одна версия, думаю Энгельсу было немного стыдно, перед коллегами по цеху, за поддержку " подрывной деятельности" Маркса. Кстати были кроме Энгельса скромные люди, например Бакунин, мог назвать течение в честь себя Бакунизм, а он называл его Анархизм. В общем это отдельная тема. Кстати Фидель вполне мог замутить Кастратизм, но что то его остановило или Ким Ир Сен, а скромно поддерживал и продвигал ЧучХе, в России похоже прижилось и крепнет. Много было в истории интересных теоретиков, будут ли еще!?? Ответить на комментарий Strict Standards: Resource ID#245 used as offset, casting to integer (245) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#245 used as offset, casting to integer (245) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216 Strict Standards: Resource ID#246 used as offset, casting to integer (246) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#246 used as offset, casting to integer (246) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216
Команданте "Че" (2016-02-04)
Спасибо, дорогой Семен Семеныч, за Энгельцизм, отличная шутка! Пока писал слово "Энгельцизм" язык мой в нем запутался. Может поэтому учение назвали Марксизм? Еще одна версия, думаю Энгельсу было немного стыдно, перед коллегами по цеху, за поддержку " подрывной деятельности" Маркса. Кстати были кроме Энгельса скромные люди, например Бакунин, мог назвать течение в честь себя Бакунизм, а он называл его Анархизм. В общем это отдельная тема. Кстати Фидель вполне мог замутить Кастратизм, но что то его остановило или Ким Ир Сен, а скромно поддерживал и продвигал ЧучХе, в России похоже прижилось и крепнет. Много было в истории интересных теоретиков, будут ли еще!?? Ответить на комментарий Strict Standards: Resource ID#247 used as offset, casting to integer (247) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#247 used as offset, casting to integer (247) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216 Strict Standards: Resource ID#248 used as offset, casting to integer (248) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#248 used as offset, casting to integer (248) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216 Просмотров: 1790
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