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- Фреон потек, надо бы поправить, - сказал внучке, которая встречала его у порога. - ДЕДУшка, а может, новую справим, как у дяди Санты? - Да что ты, внученька? Чтоб я китайское носил? Моя хоть и тяжела, зато агрегат ЗИЛовский, 1967 года выпуска. - Дедушка, ты голодный? Остужать? - спросила внучка. - Да, изголодался я, прогрелся весь - жара нынче, мерзлота тает, эх... Есть хочу, что у нас сегодня? Чем побалуешь? Снегурочка тяжело вздохнула: - Тебя, дедушка, как ты мясо перестал есть, трудно баловать. Они прошли к большому деревянному столу, покрытому легкой изморозью с расписными узорами, словно скатертью. ДМ сел за стол на большой венский стул. Внучка укоризненно посмотрела на деда: - А руки? ДМ, вздохнув, побрел к умывальнику с жидким азотом. Тем временем Снегурочка накрывала на стол. В центр поставила большое блюдо с холодным борщом, где вместо жира плавали кусочки розового льда. Следом на столе появилась строганина из сига, затем мороженая морошка с брусникой и заледенелая квашеная капустка с тмином и морковкой. Дедушка подвинул к себе трехлитровую тарелку, а Снегурочка шумовкой зачерпнула из стоящего на плите морозильного бака мелко порезанные, охлажденные до минус тридцати кусочки свеклы, картошки, морковки, высыпала в тарелку и залила борщом, который тут же покрылся ледяной корочкой. Дедуля радостно хмыкнул, пробил огромной деревянной ложкой полынью и приступил к трапезе. Снегурочка поставила поближе к дедушке покрытый ледяной корочкой хлеб, дед тут же взял большой ломоть и намазал его толстенным слоем горчицы, затем поднес ко рту и, подмигнув внучке, пошутил: - Люблю погорячее! И откусил кусок. Глаза его выкатились из орбит, борода встала дыбом, из правого глаза выкатилась и со звоном упала на пол ледяная слеза. - Уххх! Хороша тещина горчица, - промычал он, заливая пожар серебряным борщом. - А что же на второе? - спросил ДМ, похрустывая квашеной капусткой, - запах чудный! - От тебя, дедуля, ничего не спрячешь, - улыбнулась внучка и достала из холодильника грибное рагу. - Сейчас в морозноволновке остужу. - Неее, - дед взмахнул рукой, - давай так... А тебе, внученька, сюрприз, - вдруг встрепенулся ДМ, - посылочка от мамы и папы. Он встал и достал из кармана шубы пакет, в котором Снегурочка обнаружила завернутый в фольгу сверток. - Горячее что-то - весь бок мне прожег, - сказал ДМ, возвращаясь к грибочкам. Снегурочка развернула сверток: - Ой! Тульский пряник с моржовым жиром, - обрадовалась она, - мой любимый. - А мороженое-то у нас есть? - спросил внезапно ДМ неразборчиво, между строганиной и брусникой. Но номер не прошел. - Дедушка, у тебя же сахар, - укоризненно, но твердо возразила Снегурочка. - Только кисель из облепихи. - Ну, давай кисель, - виновато закатив глаза, вздохнул ДМ. - Я посплю полчасика, а потом буду почту читать бумажную. Как ты только с электронной справляешься? - Не волнуйся, дедушка, все прочла - 23 тысячи электронных писем вчера пришло и тебе… девять штук. - Ну, отлично, - сказал Дед Мороз, встал из-за стола и поцеловал внучку. - Спасибо за обед! Затем снял валенки и с разбегу плюхнулся на перину - в России пошел снег. - Девять писем, - пробормотал ДМ, засыпая, - целых девять! Какие молодцы, никто не останется без подарков... Strict Standards: Resource ID#235 used as offset, casting to integer (235) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#235 used as offset, casting to integer (235) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216 Strict Standards: Resource ID#236 used as offset, casting to integer (236) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 215 Strict Standards: Resource ID#236 used as offset, casting to integer (236) in /home/portalon/100hostov.com/docs/mysql.php on line 216 Просмотров: 1101
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